Danmei Society for the Egregious Misuse of Chinese Poetry and Literature

東方之日兮。
彼姝者子、在我室兮。
在我室兮、履我即兮。

The sun is in the east,
And that lovely girl,
Is in my chamber.
She is in my chamber;
She treads in my footsteps, and comes to me.

東方之月兮。
彼姝者子、在我闥兮。
在我闥兮、履我發兮。

The moon is in the east,
And that lovely girl,
Is inside my door.
She is inside my door;
She treads in my footsteps, and hastens away.